SunshineApocalypseLLC

Conspiracies are convenient, compelling, meaningless. They are the febrile machinations of busy brains fueled by suffocating fear and boundl...

 Light moves so slowly. An offending bumper sticker skitters by on the asphalt river. By the time this indignity slams your visual cortex an...

I miss stoic masculinity. Men worked hard, looked after their families and friends, their comrades and colleagues. Would-be alphas didn'...

 No one lives forever. Life is sacred, at least in the abstract. But living is so profane, riven with fluids, pain, and spasms. Death rules ...

 Government should be based on reason.

Do we throw our chaste children into the cauldron to appease the belching spirits of the scorched core or are we trying to save them from th...

The 24 hour news cycle is an attempt at enlightenment. Social media aspires to the complete picture, a total awareness of the rich tapestry ...

Spiders have talented little assholes. They consume the liquefied guts of bugs and produce the strongest material in the world. A strand mor...

That's not how you wear a shirt. 

My sister Carla is a renowned linguist and widely published researcher. She works for a car dealership megastore based in Portland. She beli...