Saturday, March 21, 2020

My Dog Franks

Franks don't give a rats ass about social distancing
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CONSPIRACY VS. ROBUST PETTINESS

Conspiracies are convenient, compelling, meaningless. They are the febrile machinations of busy brains fueled by suffocating fear and boundl...

  • The Speed of Light
     Light moves so slowly. An offending bumper sticker skitters by on the asphalt river. By the time this indignity slams your visual cortex an...
  • Turning Graves
    That's not how you wear a shirt. 
  • God's an Octopus
    My sister Carla is a renowned linguist and widely published researcher. She works for a car dealership megastore based in Portland. She beli...